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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Here’s a little something to bring you a giggle to keep you going throughout the hussle & bussle of today!!!

You can only say this at Thanksgiving

01. Talk about a huge breast

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

03. It’s Cool Whip time

04. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst

05. That’s one terrific spread

06. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat

07. Are you ready for seconds yet

08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it

09. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some

10. Don’t play with your meat

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in

12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once

13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in

16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that

18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen