Friday Funnies

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
Bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
Throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of
Golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
Into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
Rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
End. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
Golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of
The cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?”
Asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this
Looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that.

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